When Playground Talk Leaves Gaps in a Boy's Vocabulary, Nicole Richie Fills Them In

Nicole Richie wants to know if eleven-year-olds find her fuckable. This must mean that her lady business has shrunk to Cabbage Patch Kid size just like the rest of her and she's just trying to find a penis that will fit. That, or she's been getting romantic advice from Michael Jackson.

While pushing around a baby carriage during filming of The Simple Life, Nicole approached an eleven-year-old boy and asked if he thought she was a MILF. When the kid said he didn't know what that meant, Nicole responded, "It means a 'Mother I'd like to fuck.'" (Personally we take a bit of issue with Nicole pretending to be a mother in the first place. To reproduce don't you have to, like, have periods? And have a uterus bigger than a shelled pea?) According to gossip sensei Female First,

The boy's shocked father, who heard the entire conversation, was left fuming and refused to sign consent forms allowing the clip to be used. He has now reportedly complained to the show's production company, Bunim-Murray Productions.

The 11-year-old's parents claim Nicole's foul-mouthed question resulted in an embarrassing discussion with their son.

The kid's parents are just lucky they ran into Nicole that day and not Paris. Because had it been Paris, instead of answering, "Mommy, Daddy, what does fuck mean?" they'd likely have to be fielding questions such as, "Mommy, Daddy, why wasn't the scary woman wearing any underoos? And why was her private area all red and bumpy?"