OK, raise your hand if you'd like to see Jessica Alba with her caboose crack hanging out of her chaps, writhing on a table. Good! Great, thanks. OK now, raise your hand if you'd like to see Jessica Alba fully clothed in, like, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. Anyone? Hello? Anyone?
The point has been made. Jessica, this is for your own good.
We understand that The Sleeping Dictionary and Honey didn't exactly set the cinematic world ablaze, but godammit, Jessica, that's no reason to out and out give up! Alba, fed up with her sexpot image, is now threatening to go the way of Matthew McConaughey and star only in watery chick flicks.
"I'll leave the slutty girl to other people and I'll play the sweet, moral girlfriend who believes in love - roles that are more interesting than playing a vixen. That's where I want to go next - a romantic comedy or something like that."
Yeah, good luck with that. How can such a physically appealing woman be so utterly dull? She's like a Cadbury Egg. Smooth, creamy chocolate perfection on the outside, and icky sweet sugar gravy on the inside.
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