Natalie Portman Is Not Hollywood's Bitch

Natalie Portman will not whore herself out to Hollywood just to make a couple of bucks. She only does films based on their artistic merit. So we're guessing she's blocked out the time she spent filming that movie where she gives birth in a Wal-Mart. Yeah, we can't really blame her.

Portman told Britain's Independent,

"I don't want to ever be working just for money because then you are no different than a prostitute.

But don't get me wrong, I don't want to have a super-snobby intellectual career."

Let's see. A prostitute has to get all naked and sweaty with men too disgusting to find a woman willing to take on their penises without payment. But if you're an actress doing a shitty film just for the money, you might end up having to pretend that you had no idea that was really Martin Lawrence under that dress. Or you might have to do a sex scene with Mickey Rourke. We guess we can sort of see Portman's point.